Song Titles:   
Disc 1  
01: Teaser 3:51
02: Play Dirty 4:48
03: Annie 3:37
04: Hungry 4:01
05: If You Wanna Rock 3:49
06: Love Child 3:34
07: After The War 1:51
08: Saturday Night 3:25
09: Hollywood Dream 4:18
10: Kick N' Fight 3:42

All the way from Sweden, comes Loud N' Nasty, the loudest, nastiest, and sleaziest (they should have been Loud, Nasty & Sleazy). The band consists of Rob Nasty (bass, vocals), Chris Loud (guitars), and T-Bone (drums). Looking at them, they look very much like a mid-80's glam-metal band. We're at Loud N' Nasty's second official recording Teaser Teaser. Just to catch you up to speed, their first official release was I Wanna Live My Life In The Fame (2000). Somehow I like the name Teaser Teaser.

1) Teaser 9.5/10

OK Ready? The album's started, and it's been kicked off out of the stadium by a killer midtempo rocker. Different than most album openers (usually they're kicked off by a fast rockin' get out of my way song). Somehow or other, this album's been kicked off nicely!

2) Play Dirty 10/10

Now were rocking! Loud N' Nasty, tells us that they play what they want and not what's shoved down our throats on the radio. I totally like the attitude!! Excellent (does Bill & Ted air guitar!). That's what you need guys, play what you like!!!

3) Annie 9/10

Every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn, just like every rock band has its ballad. Still has its loud and nasty vibe to the distorted guitars (hence their name) but this is showing us their softer side. Honestly, how could this not be successful is this type of music made its comeback (or if Loud N' Nasty brought it back).

4) Hungry 9/10

So far, they're not so original, but being that this is so great, you immediately get past that. This is a killer midtempo rocker, not as bombastic as "Teaser." But they are totally "hungry!!!" The solo rules, the guitars kick ass, verses rock, everything does nothing short of rock!

5) If You Wanna Rock 10/10

Imagine the drum intro is gasoline, and guitars are the lit match. The song is totally ignited. The lyrics here are so Motley Crue like this: "I'll shoot down with my love gun, baby!" This sound of this song screams Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls. The singer sounds like a cross between Blackie Lawless and Stephen Pearcy.

6) Love Child 8.5/10

Kicks off with a kind of swingin' beat. The guitars go nicely with this song, and it sounds very good. Has a beat similar to Firehouse's "Mama Didn't Raise No Fool." This is great to bang your head to fast.

7) After The War 8/10

Acoustic flamenco instrumental that is a good break in the album. At about 37 seconds, double lead starts coming in. Good way to break things up.

8) Saturday Night 9/10

Rocker that starts out in the vein of Southgang's "Boys Nite Out." Then gets fast and rocks all the way to the end. Awesome!!!

9) Hollywood Dream 8.5/10

Rocker in the vein of Motley Crue, matter of fact, if it was done with Vince Neil's vocals, it would sound like a Crue song. Loud N' Nasty really know how to rock, it's as if they're from that era. This intro immediately makes me think of headbangers in the front row banging their fists on the stage.

10) Kick N' Fight 10/10

What can I say? They've done it again.

11) Help Me 9/10

This'll relax you to finish the album. So for example, if you have to go to work or school listening to this, you don't get in trouble for going crazy after this album. As you probably already got, this is a power ballad.

Comments

Brings you right back to the days of the big hair. These guys even have big hair, so you'll have memories of this looking at them, also. This would have been right at home in 1985, rocks you from start to finish.

http://bite.to/loudnnasty
http://www.perrisrecords.com/

Essential for fans of...

Motley Crue
Poison
Ratt
W.A.S.P.
Loud N' Nasty


Score Key:
0: (scratches chalkboard with fingernails) ahh...I'm relieved
1-2: Weaker than weak.
3-4: Mediocre
5-6: Average
7-8: Good to Very Good
9: Great
10: Masterpiece
11+: How did I ever live without this?